1. Step Brother Quotes Riverboat Gambling Trips Packages

So the next time you're pondering an outdoor adventure—maybe even reading quotes about camping—consider checking out one of the 50 best hikes in the United States. To help get you even more excited about hiking, check out these wise words that will remind you just how wonderful it is to explore this incredible world we live in. Run I'm fine as I am The bum you are nothing without me Andreas Baader But the war is over. Turing This war is Find the key The stupidest samurai in the universe Shake the dew off the lily Look. Did you see that Good-bye, fred.

• “- Nancy Huff: Guys. Guys. Guys!
  [both guys wake up and quote last line from their dreams]
  - Brennan Huff: I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
  - Dale Doback: The clown has no penis.
  - Nancy Huff: What kind of dreams are you guys having?”Mary Steenburgen - Nancy Huff
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

• “- Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
  - Dale Doback: Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.”
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

• “- Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
  - Derek: What?
  - Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt hole.”
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
  - Derek

• - Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, 'oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf', and she grabs me by the weiner.
  - Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the... (continue)(continue reading)
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
  Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback

• - Brennan Huff: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, 'lets get it on'.
  - Dale Doback: That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!
  - Brennan Huff: Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay?
  - Dale Doback: I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my... (continue)(continue reading)
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

• “I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.”
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

• “- Dale Doback: Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weapon?
  - Brennan Huff: 'Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?
  - Dale Doback: I would've done the exact same thing.”
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

• - Dale Doback: I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.
  - Male Therapist: Is this 'Good Will Hunting'?
  - Dale Doback: No.
  - Male Therapist: It sounds a lot like the plot of 'Good... (continue)(continue reading)John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
  - Male Therapist

• “- Derek: You mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here is gonna eat your dick.
  - Randy: Like Kobayashi. [makes eating noise]
  - Derek: I've seen him do it.
  - Brennan Huff: You've actually seen him eating a man's penis?
  - Derek: It was in international waters, so they couldn't prosecute him. But I saw it.”
  - Derek
  Rob Riggle - Randy
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

• - Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
  - Brennan Huff: I was watching 'Cops'.
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

• “- Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
  - Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
  - Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!”
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

• One day my dad said, 'Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside', and I said, 'okay, Pop'. But he didn't really say that, he said, 'stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job'.Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback

• “- Dr. Robert Doback: You have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses. I will arrange interviews for Monday and you will go!
  - Dale Doback: Dad, why are you talking to me like this? I'm your son.
  - Dr. Robert Doback: I'm not buying that crap anymore!”
  Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

• “- Brennan Huff: I remember my first beer.
  - Dale Doback: That's so funny, the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

• “- Dale Doback: Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart.
  - Sporting Goods Manager: Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. It stinks. And this is a small room.”
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
  Seth Rogen - Sporting Goods Manager

• “- Dale Doback: Dad, we're men. That means a few things, we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
  - Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.”
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
  Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback

• “- Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
  - Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!”
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

• “- Brennan Huff: I did start taking baby aspirin. To reduce my risk for heart attack.
  - Dale Doback: That makes sense. You gotta keep an eye on it.”
  Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
  John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

• “- Nancy Huff: What about you Tiffany, what did you get for Christmas?
  - Tiffany: I got this Mikimoto pearl necklace, but next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implants because I'm impatient with my body.”Mary Steenburgen - Nancy Huff
  - Tiffany

• You know that one scene in 'The Wizard Of Oz'... when the flying monkeys pull apart the scarecrow? That's what it was like.John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

Step Brother Quotes Riverboat Gambling Trips Packages